me and Mat Nandos broke up a while back fter my baby ceased to function, but I have ti admit that the time i spent with him left me doubting his entenshions. for instance, for a leving he drew comics and made his money that way. the day we broke up i tooks this photo of his deski want to draw your attention to all THE FUCKING TERRIBLE SHIT GOING ON HIS iDESK
see if you can spot all of the stupid things this cunt got wrong.
now i want a real man, like this tub of stupid ass sweat
god just look at his tits man, theyre so sweat a juice, theyre ripe for the squeezing
next week I can get my clit pearced, so says my best mate anwyay. apparenzly you have to wait until leap years to get your vagina slashed open and a piece of metal smashed in. i canny wait lovers.