I re-invent the Beano.com

What is rong with THe Beano these days ???  that's what I ask myself everytime I sit on my toilet staring at the A6 framed picture of david Schwimmer I have above my bathroom vomit/piss sank.

david refused to sign said pikturr and dvd boxset of disc one of Band of Brothers box set.  he said and I quote

        "fuck off"

Anyway this got me thinking what the flying fuckery is wrong with the old dead bost beano i used to love yesteryear?

you know what it is ?    No bneither do i thanks for the blogging.  enjouy

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