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 Hello my son

As you may be aware, 57 days ago I died during the covid pandemic but life goes on as they say. 

Today I have some interesting storiees to share with you. As you may have know be aware, I have posted a few blog posts every day for the last 75 datys but apparently this fuckween site has deleted them all! Why weould you do that! I'm not hurting you!

Oh bfore I tell thee abot some lovely stuff, I ahve a fantaster storeies to share ith you all. Yesterday a very famus men walked into the greggs I work at. it was non other than prince Dunelm Tomb. I snuck my photo taker/phone out of my pocket and snook a a naughty photo to prove it happened to my theraist, here I'm showing you so you can love me

isnt that wonderful. I guess he likes our cheese7 & onion pasties and too be fayre I doe blame him. They delishious (sorry I corr spell that word)

Elon wore with him, I rtink Elon is too busy being with his Sandwell Council friends. yeah asyou know Elon is a big fan of Sansdwell council and has posters of em on his slome wall. 

Anyway I was talking to my dad

Wednesday 17th August 2028

hello, have you seen my boyfriend? I think he is on holiday but not sure. I was walking through west bromwich earlier today (yes today) and I encountered a strange object. I not reemember what it was so I'll end that story on a high. CHanging

Subject, the real theme of today's vlog is something I fat checked on my wax wax, so imagiung your mind going back to the year 1992 Waterworld was raking in hundreds oif volume ansd ask jeeves was the worlds best cloon fist. Now I ask you, what else was haopoening oin this wonderful year of 1893? Well I'll tel you but you need ot go and have a think. I therefore politely request t o you stop reading here, go away and thinnk about what I'm asking for a yeear or month or whatever fuck and come back to cotnue readinfg what I'm about ti write on my keyboard/

Hello it's been 4 hours sinceI wrote the above and I forgot my train of thoufght so instead for yuour please is a picture I found in Sainsburys. As you can see its captain pica

Whats really strane about this is that I found a sijmilar sketch of this person when I visited Aldi last week. As you cna see (please look, I need you to see) its the same bloke

Is soemthingh going on? is the government trying to tell us something or is this a MASSIVE fuck pscy-ops? 

i slappa da base

Now please, go for a massive dump, wipe deeply and come back to view another blog. I need a high view count to convincemy parole officer I'm not sniffing glue in his son's hesh