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WI1commen Milk-lustre Friday reee deers,

It's been so long since moi lass post been/being that I was so (mini)Dis(c)apointed with Star Trek the Last Jedi hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...I meant "TekWar: The Last Jedi"

I'm doing sex again.

Last night as I lay in my mock Tudor bed with my copy of Fifty shades of Gray tucked between my minge flaps... I slowly kissed my should blades good night....

Alas Joschuu'rrs my dead baby from 1996 came into my Bed and placed his face on my portable kneecap. 

"Mum" he said.  "Mum" Said my dead slightly brown baby Junk

"What do you want Joshua?" said me

He didn't want anything cus he was dead.  He died on a Tuesday and I buried him weekly in the bins down by the ASDA's. 

The ENd

Enjoy this bloddy comic thing I did just now with some of my monthly bloo…