did I ever tells you about my boyfriend Mat Nandos? He was responsible fo the sperm part that made my baby - as we all know my 'raising a child successfully' project didnt pan out in the end due to some problems, but anyway, love can build a bridge.

me and Mat Nandos broke up a while back fter my baby ceased to function, but I have ti admit that the time i spent with him left me doubting his entenshions. for instance, for a leving he drew comics and made his money that way. the day we broke up i tooks this photo of his desk 

i want to draw your attention to all THE FUCKING TERRIBLE SHIT GOING ON HIS iDESK

see if you can spot all of the stupid things this cunt got wrong.

now i want a real man, like this tub of stupid ass sweat

god just look at his tits man, theyre so sweat a juice, theyre ripe for the squeezing

next week I can get my clit pearced, so says my best mate anwyay. apparenzly you have to wait until leap years to get your vagina slashed open and a piece of metal smashed in. i canny wait lovers.

lovers you allsv

hellow viewers. its been may years since i last poster an blog but i am here tonight to let you know that i am still alive and have many new news matters to recount to they.

fir1st  of all i wanna talk about me old pal Tango.

his real name isnt Tango but Im trying me best to hide his eyedenitee.

that FUCKING CUNT THat GODDAM MOFO FUCKING BASTARD did something terrible and Ic ant let it go. in 1997 i drews a picture and was halfway threw it and i accidentally gave it to him with a bunch of other paper files, and when he returned it to me he's tried to fill in the rest, but did s in a most horrific mano

my characters were drorn in and he put in a fake pile of SHIT behind them!

am i wrong to    never forgive him? jhe was my best mate until i had my fathers knee. so many tims i tried to talk to him about it - 15 years is an long time to pearl harbour anger and regret and fear and anxiet and bravery and be brave through my entire lifesince, knowing that deep doiwn he has scarrr my internal mind

AAGGGHHGHHG

IVE DECIDED TO DRIVE OVER TO HIS HOUSE KNOW AND BRICK HIS FUCKING WINDOWS IN!!!!

hellows and welcome to my blog
My name is Roman. i am afraid.

quit tired tonight so I shall only stay a few hours. i have a picture clip I want to share with you all. its my comedy idols Dezza and Clivva, who was big comedians n the 70s an shit. i circles the disco bools and when I cum home I was preggers for the 9th time.

they am sexy boys

hi there my name is Roman Polanksi and I am a doctor about the NCC 1701 D Enterprise, but only in 2364 AD NEVOER BEFORE NOR AFTER COS THAT DATA got bored of my constant critisicing of his validity as a viable life form and he done me in after st=icking hi cock up my dress in sandwell valley 55

Joshua jp[egs on telly for my painful sins

As ALL of you will know my baby Josher jo jok joor passed off earlers this year.  as his paternal momok i was nature sad, but eye have now bin given Star Wars A New Hope as my moms grtandson (Joshua) has been seen on TV's biggest crimewatch show: Most Haunted AS A FUCKEN GHOST!!!. I have a friend called Greg who runs a business capturing jpgs from the telly and cos it was specunt circumsishems he said he would do 3 screen captures for me (the person writing this). I will narrative the pictures, please read aloud and imkagine the photoghts are moving with voices and shit like as if you woz wotrching thr tv/rtelly/box/set/gogglebox/cunt pill.

If you would like to buy any of these pictures of my dead ghost baby, please email me at my post code.

Screenprint 1 ($449.95)

in this picture A Vet Feel Ding is in what looks liKe a room. One can see that her is looking at summat and has missed the first appearance of my son, precariously peeking round the fucking table - always with his ball, always with his ball, always with hisd ball. Key Renault Keef is oblivious to the appetiser but that medium man (sorry sexy I cant remember yur name) seems to sense that my mixed-race offspring is lookedin.

Screenprint 2 ($420.55)
now in tuuesday one joshua has obviously got fucking angry at bean miossed in the first moment so it looks to me like he's trying to get close to the camera/cameraman. i think since he's been on the over side he's learnt to finally rotate his body by the 90 degrees demanded by the Geneva convention, for which his previous inability to do lead to him being blinded at birth.

Screenprint 3 ($680.01)

In this pic (thnks Greg) A Vet Feel Ding and Do Wreck A Car Rah are no longer in what we would term as 'normal space time'  and have in fact steped into Dimension 22 (where I usually buy my dads breath)  and even though theyve gone here my son has followed. this time he has a little red glow in his eyes. I hope he's not gone evil. oh I do hope he isnt eveil now. oh I do hope he isnt my best friends cargo containeder this no longer.

boxers and boxed Led Zeppelin t-shirts for sale next week for £3 tree

ANYWAY s wnyabody who has recently lost a lved one, plean takle solaice in my story - it is proof that life goes on and on and on etc forever, and in heaven the angels pick ther snot out of your ears and feed it to ht ret

 THATS

"THATs enough Mantooth" I yelled. "you cant geep doing this to my family, there will be consequences". that shut him up.s

My late bossfiend Nado Mantos is always in me heart.

Celine Dion sang it best with those immortal words "Kiss my throat and die on creasote condom 22" she is a wise wombat .

Last tuesday morning I was eating some cereals and suspewct I went over my limit, cos within 8 years I had developed a serious allergy to japanese pancreas milk

klolp

i was touched by an angel, he poked my cornia and I had to go up the hospital for a replacement, buyt the guys there replaced my cornia wirth a bag of bacon fisheserys

            

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I am worriedf abouf how many calories I have put oin toay. I have eaten a bIg mAc and 31.5 acorns. ..

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Now lets not gorget that Gary Moore dued last onth. I am sadders. I hereby dedicate the memory of Joshua's bones to the memory of my Gary Moore CDs

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Joshua Died, my and dad are sadders

Well. Joshua finally died. My son is dead.

The funeralw as yesterday night. We have had a grave m,ade. My boyfriend Natha is not too sad as Joshua was an unfriendly baberys.

Goodnight Mr Tom

THIS gravers was noty good enough - made it another one as belobs:

I LOVE YOU JOSHUA MY SON. WHOEVER YOU WORZEL GUMPARGERS