The Streabing Wars ARE hEATER UP

 

Did yow know about Amazing Prime streeting services>?

I just learned from my carer that you cna now streeb your absolute favorite TV shows from the internet.com, specifcs from a website called Netfligs or is it Amazin Pribe I dont know I'm knew to all this lovely stuf

I hope you all have ad a lovely christmas 2021 my love

I've alsoe been streaming Harry Prince's new book "Spare" tomy wife's pyjama computer

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I give it 👃👃👃👃👃 5 noses out of sleesh

Filkolleens

 my god it's full ov stars

Aspromised deear viewers, I have been posting something every day for the last 7 yeeks, and here is todays latest blasphony

Does it matter that I got soup down my bra and panties?

Does it matter that I wept when I was crying

Does it matter that it's CHristmas in 902 days?

Does they know its christmas? after all

Anywoops, heres a pencil drawing I did of my birth nephew, whose name begins with Phil Collins

Once upona time Phils willy got full of blood. This had the affect of making it harder than normal. At oce he stabbed it into his wife's reproduxtive organs and 6 hours / or weeks/ or years later, his child was born.

Time for the obligatory switch the cerntral alighnment

funny when you think about it we all start out as an orgasm in our father's sex stick

let that be your last batterfield / that time I met Saddam Hussein

 So I just did post. Did you like it? PLease rate me ona scale of 1 to 10 and email me the number so I can add it to my spreadhseet. This is how I improve, so it's really fucking important that you do this.

Anyway, here's another bowl of pins

Now to be fair to him, I've only ever seen him shake that way after ingesting Mon

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you came didnt yu

Post Covid Natural Selection and that time Nelly Furtado gave me rice crispy rashe

 Hello readers. Mi name is Ro

            man truip

It's binna wile since I submtted an illustration friday. Ths is because I've bin in a a coma since 2018. At the timeof writing this, this 2018 was a year that happened in the past, approximately 7 thousand year ago. I'm out of my coma now though, nd man the world is didfferent

Because I know you love me, I understand you must have bin wondering or been owndering where I was and wondered if maybe I was dead

Fear not my love four I am return. / have you ever

"Stay slishy"

Anywoops, here's the lasty thing I dreew before my coma happened

As yu can see, I drew 5 Garfeld strips. This is becaome Jim Davis officially hird me as his bodygard and part of ym responzibilieis was drawing his fucking cartooks for him

I gavver theirs been a covid sort of thing. How did that go? Was it niec?

Welll, thats all four today, from now On I'll BE POSTING at least 1 blog image every day for the next 6 years. 

Eel or station fristag fourthoudnt

#Nervouse
#Me Too
#Menu Pause all

WI1commen Milk-lustre Friday reee deers,

It's been so long since moi lass post been/being that I was so (mini)Dis(c)apointed with Star Trek the Last Jedi hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...I meant "TekWar: The Last Jedi"

I'm doing sex again.

Last night as I lay in my mock Tudor bed with my copy of Fifty shades of Gray tucked between my minge flaps... I slowly kissed my should blades good night....

Alas Joschuu'rrs my dead baby from 1996 came into my Bed and placed his face on my portable kneecap. 

"Mum" he said.  "Mum" Said my dead slightly brown baby Junk
ushuas.

"What do you want Joshua?" said me

He didn't want anything cus he was dead.  He died on a Tuesday and I buried him weekly in the bins down by the ASDA's. 

The ENd

Enjoy this bloddy comic thing I did just now with some of my monthly blooed and a photo copy of Billy Grahams image draped in my blood.  My Monthly blood. My thick hot sex ketchup lay milking from my discoloured broken lady box onto this PHUUTO:

Helloo readers and welcome to ill

children are deserately black and white in my opinion

captn crunch breakfast

hey siri, what's my mother's maiden snatch bottle clasp? it's rain

Intriduction  Star Trek Nemesis paty 3

Part 1 Mr Nemesis descides t attack the space yards

Paty B enterprise attacks the Nemesis man but Tom HArdy realises his face is made of plutono

Jonathan Frakes part iii) I told you to wash the fucking cats

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Soron decides to be friernds with Phoebe and Joey

The end: Counsellor Troi becomes cardiasss

my name is romarne truppppes

hello my friends,
 i hope you;ve read th bove comic and gifs (prononse) but I feel I should be open an tell you about some things that have been hapopening with m lately. notthing to do with joshuas, I knwo youre sick of hearig sbout him. no, I want to talk about my female genital mutilation. when I wa a small uslim girl grouwng up in Packistan, when Iw as borned my dad took a hacksaw to my clit and sawed off my beautiflul part. ever since then I'v not been able to enjhoy the fulls esnsations of sexual congress. now I know what you;re tinhking, does this affect my EagleMoss STar ship collecion. IN a word; "no" it doe.

Hello and good bye from the Romarne family treee

My Review of Star Trek Last Jedi

Heelow pupils. Ive not long come back from das kino having watched thelatest Face Wars movib and I wanted to give my own spoiler-filled revioo of what I jkust sin

A smeny of you whill now I'm a huge bopbby harrel wars fan, having grown up with Force Awkens as a childD. The light sabre battlke with beitween Christopher Skywalken and Lester Piggot it once of my all time favourite dip

SPOILER A HEAD YU HAVE BIN WARNED

The opens with the usual title card, the one that we're all familiar with:

Personally I think this was a mnistake right off the bat. Not only are they treading the same terririty as before but it's totally disloyal to the character of Luke SKywalker. They're fucking cunts. Georgie Lucas must be spinning in his graves! The rest of the film is a pile of a shit! I can't believe anybody like it, it's fucking rubbish. The acting is like somebody has taken a pint of shit and rammed it down my unborn kids throat in front of me while I meself on my deathbed from alzeimers.

Porges gave me dementias

All the bits that have been filmed on camera have left a taste of bitter shit shandy in my gob and it has officially ruined my childhood.

The casino scene felt like it was a pile of shit that Rolf Harris and Chris Langham done to some kids. IT'S FUCKING DISASTER! JAMES CAMERON! COME ON ELLLIE MACPHEARSON GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER

as 

I was saying. the fiolm didnt do enough to copy Empire Strikes Back...whats the fuck of poiint doing a star wars film that doesnt fullfil all myu hopes and dreams. every sinelg ewars star film so far has been brilliant, best films ever made - LL OF THEM - how dare they made one that isnt perfec

When the fgilm ended the audience in ythe cnema I was lying in cheered wqith cum bursts

It remended me if when I used to go to high school with my mate Pad

Paddy hekled me invent the comic character of Brickens in 1996...I'll never forget my fred

Other frenks I had at Woodbery Hight School are captured in this fotograph that I bought off an he basy

0121-502-CUNT

House Sharing - is it right for you?

So I started thinking about landlord Terrnce Mallik the other shed snoth - is it right four everlyboty

Short answer: <>

When I likved in a house with meny freds and other peeply it was somrtimes great but uther times iw as shit. Hers and exchange I remember from my 2010 day

If youre readfing this article on you smart phone you should fuck it. go home and read this article on a desktop computer before they die of extinction!

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For betty perylrftdghb 

Madame Guinnan woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop I cant remember the last time somebody shook my hand and I didnt cry out from the pain of crushed bones, I think my brittle bone diseaz has solved itself

I'm not saying goodbye on this blog article. Go to the BBC Good Food show and I'll show you my cock

Only joking, I'm a female woman and in place of a cock a have whats known as a dick cave whammed between my legs. God was rather spledg when he med me LOL

A Dissertation on Dr Fox

Happy christmas, tombstone lovers,

The other schoolnight I was really tired so I put on some Star Trek Voyager to help me fall asleep when I was captivated by the doctor cherctor they hav on it, a doctor by the name of Doctor Dr Fox

"Thats strange I thougrt to myself. why would you name a televibion charater after a shamed radio DJ who (although cleared of not being a fucking PEEDO) it is still a risky thing for Rick Berman to do.

Rick Berman is the man who invented sTar TRrek. It was during the great London Stink of 1858 when Rickerman Berman realised the londoners needed something to take trheir noses off the stench, so he and his best friend Peter Hitchens decided to invep a televibion show called Strak Trers.

Skip forward eight thousand years and the franchise was airing a series called VOyager starring Captain Ben Sick, and an array of other flavoured chaereotors...this brniugs me to my point

The best cerecter on Voyalger was Dr Fox. Why? I hear you say;; hears my dissertation.

Why is Dr Fox the Best Star Trek Captain

1. What a a stupid fucking question. hes the best because he's a lovely boy. suck a lovely boy. He's always pleasant to the other inmates and unlike his real world name sake, he's yet to be accused of raping kids on the radio.
2. Also, when he's having an emotion in his facial platforms his smile strtched his face out of human proportions. to my mind this makes he the most relatble female on the entire star trek!
3. Youre fuckig wrong about McCoy being the best star trek.

Here's a picture of him (Doctor fox) I just have found on pornhub, where his face is so happy that the corners of his mouh have filled with venom and jutted out away from his eyes to prevent cross-contaminations

Has Dr Fox ever wistnessed screams?

1. YEs he has. He fought in the cardassian border wars in the past and when they sank the Belgrano he heard a scream. He's reported as saying its the worst thing hes ever heard
2. When Fox was born, his mom had already been burnd to death 6 weeks earlier so he never got to enjoy her birth pang exultations
3. George McFly is no relation to George Cole or Leonard McCoy 

Here's another picture of the late doctor. in this sketch he's swallowed a bomb and it's destroyed the connective tissues under his face. to be honest if this happened to me I dont think I could look myself in ythe morrir

Does Docters Fox know I exist?

1. Yes, he told me he liked what you did with that wrecked bicycle. Fox is a keen cyclist and once raced in the Tour de France with a packet of his dead cat's snot around his necks
2. No, he nver existed in real likfe. Only joking. He really does like with you did with that wrecked bike
3. When Fox steers his bike into really young school kids he's doig it to scare the devil out of them. Fox is a keen believer in keeping the devil at bay wih fear, so really when you think about it, when he ploughed that motorbike into that vulcan child, althought a lot of the skin couldn't be replaced at least the devil will never possess that child

heres a pictutre i discovered on the dark webs. not sure wy this one isnt all over facebook to be honest

Does Dr Fox listen to the Eurythmics?

1. Sopmetimes. this is a sore subject because on the USS Voyager, Annie Lennox was routinely raped in her sleep by borg nanites and it was upto Fox to cure her arm holes
2. Fun fact! IN 1983, Dr Fox sang backing vocals on Ebony and Ivory. It's not a Eurythmics song but thought you should be aware
3. In the episode of Voyager NX-01 the crew had to wake Fox up after he's been asleep for over a 3 week and when he woke up his antics were extemely criminal. Not only did he punch Anno Lennox in her cats wind pipes but he told Charles Tuckshop the 3rd to force his ant shop into administration

Here' a final illustration of Dr Fox from the final epoisopde of Star. Teyk?

Ythis is the image that brings the most happiness to my existence. Also my son Joshua's ne wife is pregnant with their first child. Apparently according to the scans it's a girl but I still want them to name the kid Dr Fox.

Do you think this is a good name? PLease vote using te buttons below to state your fuckerg opnions

Dr Fox was written out of VOyager NX-01 after 3 episodes when the shuttle craft he was carrying turned out to be an alien virus that enveloped his soul cack. I understnd Ron D Moore is in talks wit Disney to bring a Dr Fox movie to theatres but Its been stuck in develoipment hell for 18 yeasrds

Anyway, thats hat I like about FOX. I'm sure when youre drinking a pint of milk tonight you'll toast to this extraordinary cancer. goodnight and

god bless my friends